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18.09.2015 Choosing a famous person who is aesthetically stable
I mentioned the other day that now that Kim Kardashian is on leave—and by that I mean she's on leave because she's been looking ugly lately —her perfect replacement is her half-sister Kylie Jenner.
You have to understand me on this point, so even though I already explained it in another post, I'm going to explain it again. Kim Kardashian has been feeding us all on the internet since Paris Hilton retired, and now that Kim Kardashian, for one reason or another, is not at her best, the internet, that is, those of us who make a living from it, need a replacement who will continue to entertain us. It's an urgent matter, not something that should be left until next week. That replacement is Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner, however, makes me personally nervous. She is not as aesthetically stable a character as her sister was.
This morning, for example, he woke up with green hair. Yesterday it wasn't that color, but today he appeared on the internet with green hair [photo1] [photo2] [photo3]. Again, for the uninitiated, this topic may seem anecdotal or even superficial, but it is not. Let me explain myself again. I have a habit of wanting everyone to know exactly what I'm talking about. To understand, I'm going to have to go back many, many years, specifically to 1998, when the television series Felicity was broadcast. It was a hit for years by the producers of Lost, but the series was a success until they decided to cut the protagonist's hair, and everything went to hell. That's how it was, just like that, the lead actress cut her hair and the show went down the drain. The audience didn't like how she looked with short hair. THE END.
It's the same thing. I can spend hours, days, and months talking about a celebrity who has a stable aesthetic and will last me many years, but betting on someone who might wake up tomorrow with green hair is a problem. For now, I'm going to keep betting on her. Green hair doesn't look bad on her, and we're just getting started, but imagine the ruin that could result from betting on a celebrity for three years, having an audience hanging on her every move, and then one morning she wakes up, shaves her head, and your readers think they're no longer interested in that crazy woman. Thousands of hours and posts down the drain, Google searches through the floor, a disaster. It's important to know who you're betting on.
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